AVERAGE JOE
JUST A NORMAL GUY TRYING TO MAKE IT.
$JOE / $USDG
NO INSIDER INFO.
NO BLOOMBERG TERMINAL.
JUST JOE AND HIS DOLLARS.
He doesn't want a complex portfolio.
He wants more dollars.
Contract address:
0x6703892Ad92ef2a3ABB3c66591bd5F7F4051B660
PAIR: $JOE / $USDG — LAUNCHING ON PONS.
Average Joes will make it.
WHO IS AVERAGE JOE?
- has a J*B
- checks charts during lunch
- owns 3 coins he can't explain
- bought something because "the community looked strong"
- has said "this is the last one" 47 times
- has no insider information
- still somehow thinks he can make it
"just some guy"
HE IS NOT A WHALE.
HE IS NOT A KOL.
HE IS YOU.
THE NORMAL PERSON PIPELINE
WAKE UP
GO TO J*B
GET PAID IN DOLLARS
PAY BILLS
OPEN PHONE
SEE SOMEONE MAKE 100X ON A CAT
QUESTION EVERY LIFE DECISION
BUY MEMECOIN
BECOME AVERAGE JOE
WELCOME TO THE TRENCHES.
WHY $USDG?
WHAT DOES JOE GET PAID IN?
DOLLARS.
WHAT DOES JOE SAVE?
DOLLARS.
WHAT DOES JOE WANT MORE OF?
DOLLARS.
WHAT DOES PONS LET US DO?
PAIR MEMES WITH ASSETS.
SO WHAT SHOULD AVERAGE JOE BE PAIRED WITH?
$USDG.
$JOE / $USDG
WE DIDN'T OVERTHINK IT.
JOE WOULDN'T EITHER.
JOE'S PORTFOLIO
BASE CURRENCY:
DOLLARS.
PAIR:
$JOE / $USDG
WALL STREET VS AVERAGE JOE
WALL STREET
- — Bloomberg Terminal
- — analysts
- — models
- — spreadsheets
- — earnings calls
- — 40-page reports
- — risk departments
AVERAGE JOE
- — phone
- — chart
- — "looks good"
- — buy
SOMEHOW THEY'RE BOTH TRYING TO MAKE DOLLARS.
THE MARKET ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NORMIE.
Every cycle starts with people deep in the trenches.
Then eventually:
friends arrive.
coworkers arrive.
cousins arrive.
people who have never opened a chart arrive.
The market gets big when AVERAGE JOE starts paying attention.
YOU DON'T NEED 10 MILLION PROFESSIONAL TRADERS.
YOU NEED 10 MILLION NORMAL PEOPLE.
THE PAIR.
AVERAGE JOE
$JOE
PAIRED
ON PONS
$
[ DIGITAL CASH ]
$USDG
Average Joe doesn't need some complicated pairing.
He understands dollars.
$JOE / $USDG
THE NORMAL GUY
PAIRED WITH NORMAL MONEY.
JOE OPENS HIS PHONE.
JOE'S BANK APP
AVAILABLE BALANCE:
$38.17
Joe opens PONS.
$JOE / $USDG
FINANCIAL ADVISOR
- ADVISOR: What are your financial goals?
- JOE: more money
- ADVISOR: What is your investment horizon?
- JOE: tonight
- ADVISOR: What is your risk tolerance?
- JOE: yes
PROFILE COMPLETE: AVERAGE JOE.
HELP JOE GET RICH
$42.17
“ok what now”
JOE'S FIRST TRADE
cursor never leaves BUY
HE JUST GOT HERE. LET HIM COOK.
JOE'S SEARCH HISTORY
- Qhow to make more money
- Qis crypto still alive
- Qwhat is pons
- Qwhat does paired with USDG mean
- Qhow much money do you need to retire
- Qbest excuse for checking chart at work
- Qaverage joe coin
HE FOUND US.
WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
$JOE is a coin for the people who are not full-time trench scholars.
The Average Joe doesn't know which narrative is fake.
He doesn't know what meta is next.
He doesn't know which influencer is larping.
He just wants something simple.
So this is simple.
THIS COIN IS FOR THE AVERAGE JOE.
"hi"
If you're just some guy trying to make it, you're Joe.
EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS JOE.
Some coins need a full thread to explain them.
$JOE does not.
You see Joe and you get it.
He's not a genius.
He's not a whale.
He's not a CT supervillain.
He's just a regular guy trying to catch a win.
And in a market full of overcomplicated fake stories, the easiest narrative to understand wins.
"Normal people are coming back. Give them a coin made for normal people."
EVERYONE ELSE IS LARPING.
Fake affiliations.
Hacked celebrity accounts.
Made-up narratives.
Rugs dressed up as "big opportunities."
And who keeps getting caught in the middle?
THE AVERAGE JOE.
That is why $JOE works.
It is exactly what it says it is:
A COIN FOR THE AVERAGE JOE.
THE JOE LOOP
JOE WORKS FOR MONEY. THE COIN SHOULD WORK FOR JOE.
Every fee generated by $JOE will be used to:
- buy back $JOE
- airdrop $JOE to Average Joes holding $JOE
MORE JOES → MORE FEES → MORE BUYBACKS → MORE JOES
WE ARE ALL JOE.
Joe who bought too early
Joe who bought too late
Joe who faded the runner
Joe who re-entered at the top
Joe who said "is it too late?"
Joe with one last $100
Joe who just downloaded Phantom
Joe who finally came back this cycle
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN JUST SOME GUY TRYING TO MAKE IT, YOU'RE JOE.
HOW TO BECOME JOE
Step 1
Get some dollars ($USDG)
Step 2
Open PONS, swap $USDG for $JOE
Step 3
Hold with the other Joes
Step 4
Receive buyback-powered airdrops
AVERAGE JOES WILL MAKE IT.
NO INSIDER WALLET.
NO PRIVATE GROUP.
NO BLOOMBERG TERMINAL.
JUST A NORMAL GUY
TRYING TO MAKE MORE DOLLARS.
$JOE / $USDG
LAUNCHING ON PONS.
Contract address:
0x6703892Ad92ef2a3ABB3c66591bd5F7F4051B660
EVERY MARKET EVENTUALLY NEEDS THE AVERAGE JOE.
just an average guy trying to make more dollars